BARTULO, RULER OF THE MIDDLE EARTH, BRINGER OF ALL THAT IS GREAT AND GLORIOUS, LORD OF ETERNAL HOLYNESS..... HE HAS COME TO LEAD US TO THE PROMISED LAND OF LAVISH ABUNDANCE AND FULFILLED CHILDHOOD DREAMS, FOR WE ARE NOT WORTHY..... BLESSED BE THE RAMS AND CURSED ALL THOSE OF WHOM THEY DOTH COME ACROSS ESPECIALLY THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS FOR THEY ARE A DIRECT PRODUCT OF SATAN. NOW AND FOREVER, AMEN